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3 People on a Airplane

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1 3 People on a Airplane on Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:48 am

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Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out ofthe plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and shethought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Thenthe last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought itwas too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then theylanded and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a littlegirl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple camedown and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy whowas also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon camedownand killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting onthe side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are youlaughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and thebuilding behind me blew up!!"

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