A man moves to a new town and decides he wants to open up his own pub. As he has never owned a pub before he doesnt know what to name it so he decides to check out the other local pubs to get some inspiration. He goes to the Queens Head, the Queens Arms and the Queens Crown and decides that his best bet is to name his pub after the Queen. He calls his pub the Queens Legs. Two men are standing outside the pub when a police man comes up to them and asks them what they are doing. The men reply "were waiting for the Queens legs to open so we can get a drink!"